question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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