Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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