may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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