Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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