I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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