super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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