His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
