I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This toilet bowl is my home.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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