Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
this is an emotional support booty call
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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