What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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