The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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