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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?

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(530): View more from California

Fat chicks shouldn't bartend

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(425): View more from Washington

Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.

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(408): View more from California

Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?

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(585): View more from New York

You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow

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(716): View more from New York

He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Classy

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