Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I skipped work to stalk him.
they need to just BURY HIM!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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