just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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