white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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