she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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