Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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