Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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