I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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