i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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