bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I touched a dick in church today
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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