Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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