idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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