Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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