ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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