i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Terrible idea I love it
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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