would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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