doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There's always time for handjobs
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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