You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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