How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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