Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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