check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
