There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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