Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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