"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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