so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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