omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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