But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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