Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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