Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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