You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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