is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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