this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Randomize