Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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