sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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