did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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