3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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