Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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