Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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