my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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