That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
