we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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