We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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