fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
