gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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