I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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