nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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