So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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